Tuesday, June 29, 2004
Harry Potter Parody
Here is a great parody of Prisoner of Azkaban:
HERMIONE: Moooove closer. Move your body real close, move closer. Till we feel like we're really making...
RON: Yes, Hermione, but what are you really trying to say?
DRACO: Hi, Weaselby. I thought I'd ruin the moment.
AUDIENCE: *incredulous stares* *Weaselby*?
DRACO: I know. I'm such a dork.
HARRY: *throws snowballs because Cuaron got overexcited about the mudwrestling and had to be taken home for the day*
DRACO: Oh my God, I'm being manhandled by invisible forces! ... I knew my Russian fur hat would make me a sexual dynamo. Father was so wrong to advocate tasteful chiffon.
HERMIONE: Ron fancies that barmaid. So tonight she must die.
RON: I feel like I'm missing something here... Aha! I know!
HERMIONE: My love, you do?
RON: Harry! He just sneaked into the pub!
HERMIONE: Men. Can't live without them. Am too smart for anyone to believe I killed them by accident.


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